suesuemagoo (suesuemagoo) wrote,



Choose three or more of your OCs.
2. Answer the questions.

OCs chosen:

1. Ellie
2. Ila
3. Emily

1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Emily: (glaring slightly at the interviewer) …Emily.

Ellie: I’m Ellie. This is, ah, Ila.

Emily: (glaring at Ila) He’s a fucking demon.

Ila: I assure you, there is nothing to get so riled up over.

2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Ila: Ellie and I are married… but I’ve never met (looking at Emily) her.

Ellie: (nods in agreement)

Emily: I don’t know any of them.

3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?

-for Ila and Ellie, I’m choosing the age they got married, before Dalen was born)
Ila: I’m 23.

Ellie: I’m 20.

Emily: 17, if you must know.

4. Height and weight?
-I'm skipping this queston because I hate it-

5. Sexual orientation?
Ila: (growling) You think I’d be some gay fuck?

Ellie: (patting his arm) Calm down, it’s okay. (to the interviewer) I’m straight, and so is Ila.

Emily: …Straight.

6. IQ?
-Ignoring this question too.-

7. Bra size?
Ila: (enraged) How dare you ask this!

8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Ellie: Oh, I don’t have any. I don’t like weapons. Besides, Ila protects me, as does Bartholomew.

Ila: My sword.

Emily: …. 10.

Ila: (looking Emily up and down) How?!

Emily: Wouldn’t you like to know.

9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Ila: I’m the first in line for the throne. I am a war hero- it would be offensive to the entire country for me to have committed a crime.

Ellie: No, not that I know of.

Emily: No.

10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Ila: No

Ellie: (blushing) No…

Emily: That’s none of your damn business.

11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?

Ila: I whole-heartedly agree with the elf.

Ellie: Oh, ah, no. No.

12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
 Ila: Damn.

Ellie: I don’t like to curse…

Emily: Fuck.

13. When was the last time you threw up?

Ellie: I…don’t know.

Ila: Not since I was in the war.

Emily: I never have. At least, I don’t think I have.

14. Have any mental illnesses?
Ila: No, but I can’t speak for my family…

Ellie: No, none.

Emily: Does it LOOK like I do?

15. What is your biggest phobia?

Ila:….That my brother may take the throne.

Ellie: Um… I’m not sure. I hate fire…

Emily: (glaring at Ila) Demons.

Ila: And yet, I believe you travel with my son.

Emily: ….He’s only half.

16. Do you cross-dress often?
Ila: Never.

Ellie: No, I never have, really.

Emily: No.

17. Have any addictions?
Ila: No.

Ellie: (shaking her head) I don’t.

Ila: She doesn’t even have the occasional glass of wine.

Ellie: I’m just…not a fan of it.

18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Ila: Well, in the future, I will be killed by my brother.

Ellie: I’ll be killed just after I give birth to Dalen, but everyone will believe that I simply died during childbirth.

Ila: That’s what happened?!

Ellie: (nodding) Your brother convinced the midwife to.

Ila: …That bastard.

Emily: …James Forrest.

19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?

-I’m done with this question-

20. Are the men in white coats after you?
-This one too.-

21. Do you snore?

Ellie: …Do I, Ila?

Ila: No.

Ellie: Neither do you.

Emily: Andy complains about it all the time.

22. Are you drooling right now?
Emily: (angrily) Do we look like we’re drooling?

23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?

Ila: Ellie. Without a doubt.

Ellie: Ila, of course.

Emily: …The girl, I guess.

24. When was the last time you used the toilet?

Ila: Next question.

25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Ila: Of course.

Ellie: No…

Emily: Abso-fucking-lutely not.

26. Did you like it?
Ila: Always.

27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Ila: Didn’t we all ready tell you we don’t have mental issues?

28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?

Ila: Would you make fun of next in line for the throne?

Ellie: No…

Emily: I was never in school.

29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Emily: Why even ask this?

Ila: It seems unnecessary.

30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?

Ellie: I suppose this was enjoyable.

Ila: It was, I guess.

Emily:…I’m leaving.

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